Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
By Celia Rivenbark
- Category: Humor, Books
- Type: ebook
- Release Date: 2007-09-04
- File Size: 605.43KB
- Developer: Celia Rivenbark
- App Ratings: 4.5/5 (25 App Reviews)
- Price: $7.99
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank Details
Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible
Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:
* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)
* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)
* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
* And so much more!
Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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